“I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.” – Luke Skywalker, Star Wars
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“A big gun and a confident attitude will get you through a lot in life.” – Kaidan Alenko, Mass Effect
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“Vultures may be ugly, but they gave us a hand, and we should be grateful.” – Keith, Voltron Episode 1
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“Love never blows up and gets killed.” – Venture Bros.
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“Better an honest enemy than a false friend.” – Jaga, Thundercats
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“It is shocking to find how many people do not believe they can learn, and how many more believe learning to be difficult.” – Princess Irulan, The Humanity of Muad’Dib
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“There are things that go bump in the night… make no mistake. And we are the ones who bump back.” – Trevor ‘Broom’ Bruttenholm, Hellboy
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“Such ingratitude after all the times I’ve saved your life.” – Blondie, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
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“The prince of darkness is a gentleman.” – Shakespeare
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“You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don’t you?” – Small Alien to Newt Pulsifer, Good Omens
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“You must unlearn what you have learned.” – Yoda, Star Wars
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“In Him you have been made complete… If there’s a deficiency, it’s not that you have less of God, it’s that maybe He’s got less of you.” – Britt Merrick, Complete in Christ
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“It is easier for a man to destroy the light inside him than to fight the darkness all around him.” – The Night Watch
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“If the Good Lord had wanted us to drink and drive, we would have been born with smashed faces!” – Instructional Video at Gojira’s Driving School from Metalocalypse Episode “Dethrace”
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“With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?” – Jay Leno
